Detachable Penis – King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It’s detachable
[detachable penis]

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning I can’t for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn’t seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don’t know
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis