These are not Tiger's mistresses but they could be

If you haven’t been keeping up with the Tiger Woods affair scandal here is a recap of events.

TL;DR (Too Long ; Didn’t Read) – Click here to skip the article and view the gallery of extended images.

Tiger was married to Elin Nordegren, Swedish super model with probably a bland personality. Probably seemed like a good idea to marry her when he met her but like many men with tons of money and fame, quantity far out-ways the quality. Current list of know women Tiger has banged in the past few years are listed below. They are not mistresses really regardless of the dictionary term. That is just a great tabloid term to search the internet with and sell papers. They are simply women he slept with. In fact, Michelle Braun, a Madame that supplied Tiger with hookers when he was in town, stated he normally would entertain multiple women in one night. I don’t care if they were mistresses so much as who are they and what do the look like if I see them on the street.

Currently, the number of known mistresses is 11. The list with pictures below is provided in order for you to:

If you are male:

• recognize these women if you saw them on the street
• formulate your own opinion on whether she is better looking than Elin Nordegren
• formulate an opinion on whether you would sleep with her or not

If you are female:

• formulate if you would like to have been in this list
• see if these women have visible cellulite
• wonder why of all celebrities they slept with Tiger

Below is the list of “mistresses” with the best pictures we could find courtesy of the Internet:

Rachel Uchitel – 34 – Club Promoter

Jamie Jungers – 26 – Cock-tail waitress

Mindy Lawton – 36 – Perkins Restaurant Manager

Cori Rist – 31 – Mom NYC

Holly Sampson – 36 – Pornstar

Kalika Moquin – Vegas Nightclub Marketing Manager

Jaimee Grubbs – 24 – Reality Star – Cock-tail waitress

Veronica Siwik-Daniels – aka Joslyn James – Pornstar 

Julie Postle 26-year-old waitress from Orlando

Theresa Rogers – British tabloids as a “cougar,” or older woman

Loredana Jolie – Playboy Playmate

Elin Nordegren – AKA – Elin Nordesomthinsomthinboobs – Tiger’s exWife

* for more pictures to better recognize and formulate shallow opinions, visit the link to our gallery at the beginning of the article for these pictures and more.

Authors Conclusion:  You don’t have to be a sex addict to see why he showed these ladies his golf swing.  Quantity is clearly better than the quality of Elin Nordegren … even if you factor the couple “2s” in the mix, like the Perkins Manager.  At the same time maybe they did it after hours on the buffet table and he was rubbing scrambled eggs all over her while eating pancakes … erhem … I mean, maybe she had a great personality and he needed someone to bond with.